One more story, and that’s it.

Alright, once upon a time, there was a prince whose parents wouldn’t let him leave the castle.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

One night, he was tired of sitting in front of his computer, so he snuck over the wall and walked around town some.

Yada, yada. He got tired and sat under a bodhi tree.

He fell asleep, had a few visions, and when he woke up, he realized the true meaning of suffering in his life.

And that was that he hated being called Buddha, he always wanted to be called Buddy.