Hey girlfriend, I’m Hotty Flasher. Friends call me Hotty.
On Beth Street, I’m also called Beth’s alter ego. Actually, she’s mine, but let’s keep that a secret. Beth’s a tad sensitive, you see – one of those drama queen writers who thinks she’s so brilliant we should all wear sunglasses. Yeah, right.
But I play along because I get to live rent-free, and she did have a little something to do with my creation. See, we’re both women of a certain age – somewhere between menopause and death. We’ve got lots of shared experiences we’d like to pass, lots of “thoughts” and “feelings.” (Beth inserted the quotation marks, by the way. Whatever.)
So let’s get to know each other. Catch up on our lives. Make up new ones. In the meantime: Stay merry, girlfriend. Kisses, kisses.