Hey Girlfriend! Hotty Flasher here, and welcome to my podcast created for women like and you me — somewhere between the ages of menopause and death.

On today’s podcast, I’ve got a limerick for you. Here goes:

There once was a woman named Hotty,

Who wanted to take up karate,

But her life was too full,

With all sorts of bull,

So she spent her free time on the potty.

The end.

This limerick, by the way, is from my soon-to-be-released book, “Flashes from the Toilet.” Makes a perfect Mother’s Day gift.

And with that, I’m off to the bathroom — while it’s empty.

Til next time, Girlfriend: Kisses, kisses!

How would you spend your free time? Put your ideas in the comments. I need new ideas!