I am Dr. Siggy Freud, the step-father of psychology, and this is my podcast—You are an ID-iot! You ask a question and, if you are a Pisces, I answer it.

Today’s question: Is it true you are the brother of Dr. Phil?

No, I am NOT the brother of Dr. Phil. I am his sister. That is not true, of course. That was my attempt at a joke.

I was told by my sponsors that I needed to insert humor into my podcast. The only insert I know is a phallus. That too is a joke.

As you can see, jokes are not my thing. I do not joke about the phallus. I only joke about mothers. Such as:

“Yo Mama is so dumb, she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because the carton said “CONCENTRATE.”

That is another joke AND a lie. Anyone who knows my mama knows she only drinks apple juice.

By now you have surmised I have no sense of humor. If you want to laugh, go tickle yourself.

And with that, Yo Mama and I say, I am Dr. Siggy Freud and YOU are an ID-Iot.