I am Siggy Freud, the uncle of psychology, and this is my podcast, “You are an ID-iot.”

You ask a question and I answer it — if I have nothing better to do.

Today’s question: “Dr. Freud: How much time do you spend on social media?”

Ridiculous question. None. I don’t do anything social; people are idiots.

The only people I interact with are my wife and children.

Last count, I had four, five kids, maybe more. Hard to know.

My wife, she exaggerates everything.

On occasion I interact with clients, provided they have health insurance or are on a family plan, like the Kardashians.

What a bunch of crazies. I do admit, however, that I spend a lot of time streaming. Or trying to.

I have a prostate problem and spend hours in the bathroom waiting for a couple of drips. It used to be a waste of time, but then I took up knitting.

The minutes fly by, and I am on my fourth scarf.

Speaking of time, thankfully, we are out of it.

I no longer want to socialize with you, so get lost.

I am Siggy Freud and until next time, “You are an ID-iot.”